10. Reality TV Diet: Eat only foods that are consumed on various reality programs — i.e. Fear Factor, Survivor.
9. The Salad Bar Diet: Eat regularly at salad bars, but eat only what falls off plate onto tray.
8. The XYZ Diet: Only eat foods that begin with these letters.
7. The Dead Doctors Diet: Each week switch diets from Pritikin to Atkins' ,and back again.
6. .The Eat In Restaurants with Your Toddler Diet: Ideal for anyone who wants to consume less than three bites of food per meal. Also, involves a great exercise program for after eating involving leaping and chasing.
5. The Bikini Diet: Only eat while you're wearing a bikini. More serious dieters will take it to the next level where they will only eat while wearing a bikini and looking in a mirror under florescent lighting.
4. The Houseguest That Never Leaves Diet: Any house guest that is rude enough to impose for an extended period of time will certainly have no qualms about eating all of your food without ever replacing any. If you're interested in finding one of these people to help with your weight loss plan please contact me.
3. The Delivery Diet: Order food from various restaurants. Always give the delivery driver the wrong address to ensure food will not arrive.
2. The Rock Star Diet: Stay up all night drinking and partying. Sleep through most of the day and find yourself too nauseous to eat anything.
1. The Don't Hate Me Because I'm Beautiful Diet: Eat nothing but tell everyone that you eat everything and anything all the time and still stay slim.
9. The Salad Bar Diet: Eat regularly at salad bars, but eat only what falls off plate onto tray.
8. The XYZ Diet: Only eat foods that begin with these letters.
7. The Dead Doctors Diet: Each week switch diets from Pritikin to Atkins' ,and back again.
6. .The Eat In Restaurants with Your Toddler Diet: Ideal for anyone who wants to consume less than three bites of food per meal. Also, involves a great exercise program for after eating involving leaping and chasing.
5. The Bikini Diet: Only eat while you're wearing a bikini. More serious dieters will take it to the next level where they will only eat while wearing a bikini and looking in a mirror under florescent lighting.
4. The Houseguest That Never Leaves Diet: Any house guest that is rude enough to impose for an extended period of time will certainly have no qualms about eating all of your food without ever replacing any. If you're interested in finding one of these people to help with your weight loss plan please contact me.
3. The Delivery Diet: Order food from various restaurants. Always give the delivery driver the wrong address to ensure food will not arrive.
2. The Rock Star Diet: Stay up all night drinking and partying. Sleep through most of the day and find yourself too nauseous to eat anything.
1. The Don't Hate Me Because I'm Beautiful Diet: Eat nothing but tell everyone that you eat everything and anything all the time and still stay slim.
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